Law.com has this strange seasonal tale:
A Santa Claus at a Connecticut mall says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. Sandrama Lamy, who was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace for allegedly groping the mall Santa, has been released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year said he's never heard of a similar incident.
- Garry J. Wise, Toronto